Mottos

I'm trying to identify some of my mottos. These are recurring phrases that I've noticed I use:

--<@ If things are going to suck, they might as well suck in this direction.

--<@ When I start crying, we start breaking up.
Also: Burgundy is for breaking up.

--<@ The more the sad, the more the sleep.

Also, it's not really a motto, but I think the work fantastic is characteristic of me.
--<@ That's fantastic!